Hi, how are you? That's good. I wrote a book. You can buy it from AMAZON or BARNES & NOBLE (in paperback or as an e-book, holy crap!) by clicking on the picture below. Or you can try the first three chapters for free here.
WHAT'S NEXT, HOLMES?!?
I'm currently working on a sequel, called BJORN AGAIN, in which the Devil battles hordes of Scandinavians who, having grown tired of making safe cars and flat-pack furniture, return to their Viking roots of marauding and pillaging.
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I also have a blog with posts about pancake pants and movie reviews by Satan: WHAT WOULD SATAN DO?
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’ Mayonnaise is horrible, and can get you sent straight to Hell.
’ Bowling shoes, smoking jackets, tennis shoes... why not Pancake Pants?
• Why do folks "rent clothing" when they're pissed in the Bible?
• Who wants to do some friggin' Biblical
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Below is a gargantuan photo of the jerk responsible for the foregoing shiz: